The clerk behind the laminated crater will divide one side of your problem in proportion to the noises you make while waiting. No refunds, but the receipt is warm.
cabinet note / harmless geometry / triangle department
Receipt for the Angle Bisector Theorem
In geometry, the angle bisector theorem is concerned with the relative lengths of the two segments that a triangle's side is divided into by a line that bisects the opposite angle.
The kiosk interprets this as proof that every moon-pie can be divided by a very polite diagonal, provided nobody asks what the diagonal wants.
source: Wikipedia: Angle bisector theorem
CARDBOARD MOON REGISTER
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item: one bisected angle
price: 2 proportional crumbs
clerk: triangle wearing sunglasses
status: blinking slowly, legally
